The War Against K.F.C.

from BackLineMedia.com

Hollywood celebrities Pamela Anderson and Ryan Gosling recently came out to wage war against Colonel Sanders and his band of chicken fingers. The stars, clad in their glaring showbiz auras, carrying the innate American passion to make the world a better place, spoke out regarding the inhumane treatment of chickens by fast food giant Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Gosling, who was in "The Notebook," sent some notes to the company's Canada office saying:

"The time is ripe to do the right thing. By adopting the basic recommendations of PETA and scientific experts (including raising birds in a more natural manner and employing less cruel slaughter methods), you could dramatically improve the lives and deaths of chickens raised and killed for by KFC Canada."

Now this what I call an ROFLoLZheimers to the 10th power! Translation: Superfunny.

First off, Dude, you're hot and all, and I totally wanna be you in my next lifetime, but whut-da-eff... "The time is ripe to do the right thing?!?!" I mean, when was the time not ripe to do the right thing? And when was slaughter ever not cruel - that's like asking for humane genocide, or for a more graphic illustration, a non-gay Cher album!

I think the only reason why this makes sense is that it's Ryan Gosling. If it were Pam Anderson who wrote this stupid letter, it'd already be the subject of Leno tonight. But hey, the good it promotes is no laughing matter... I am all for this cause. Check out KetuckyFriedCruely.com for more information.